Lots of unfinished business... good toilet is needed

Ok, so from the previous post, you may be aware that a mommy mouse and all of her wretched offspring did a job on the canvass in our pop up camper. Mouse shit and urine stains all over. I have the mind to fertilize with deacon poison....any dead squirrels would simply be collateral damage. This is war after all. In any case we've decided to patch the holes since $900 is what a new canvass costs or just $300 to replace the worst of the damage and given that we only paid about $1200 for it last year....well you get the drift. So the next big camper news is that we've decided we hate campground bathrooms but don't have the time to wait for me to install a lavatory in the camper. (I do have about a million unfinished ongoing projects which to date include a loft bed, a kitchen, a forty year old sail boat...etc...etc...). Given all that, we've decided to put in a porta potty. Even if we don't use it, it will be handy for the kids. Now,,,Where does one go when they would like to purchase said porta potty??? Where else, Craigs List! Same place we got the camper and the sail boat and our crib etc...etc...etc...Today I got five coffee mugs, three picnic chairs, one baby doll infant carrier, and one car seat at the swap shop. We're like the kings of reuse it. Wish us luck with our new poop receptacle!